Nothing like diving in head first and giving your dried laundry a hug in the winter. Probably the equivalent feeling as going #2.
He always has an answer.
Last night’s drama queen.
Questions are actually statements.
Laundry Day Epiphany.
What sitters talk about while everyone else is dancing at weddings.
When you wake up for hugs but struggle with morning breath.
Q: If your spouse farts in public and no one else is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: YES! The whole world can hear it!
Must be mother nature’s karma for his gory tv and movies.
When you stop giving a ****. I finally understand why everyone wears leggings everywhere. They are so comfy!
Surfing with your spouse. The AM struggle is real.
The Trader Joe’s Diet
Who would be the nominee in your relationship? I love watching Queer Eye on Netflix.
Now accepting pins and patches.
Ooo would you call him chubby?
Communication 101: Speaking Straightforward vs. Disguising What You Want in the Form of a Question. Working on it.
I call this one “Slices”.
San Francisco seems afraid of the function and full potential of a traffic circle design.